My Pirates name is ----- Dirty Sam Rackham
And below is what they say about him.
You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
In the question one of the answers was "Kermet is Sexxy" well as a man i will not own about answering that. But have a go at Shirleys link, it is all good fun, Arr.
